Accidents Are Us Fake Claims Department

We're not saying it's impossible for you to get hurt. We're just saying you might not get hurt. Like, maybe. Possibly. Hopefully not.

But if you do happen to get into a fender bender, we've got you covered! Our team of expert claims adjusters will work tirelessly to ensure you get the compensation you deserve.

Or, you know, we'll just send you a nice check and hope you don't ask too many questions.